hi.
my name is mark brystowski.
i like cookies and making short videos.
i hate bees

MY VIMEO

something to add?
email me at mbrystowski [at] gmail [dot] com

is this thing on?

the 3 lb. block of steel that fell off today and that needs to be professionally reinstalled is at the front desk in an envelope marked. It is labeled “’Block of Steel”. Any questions? An email I just got from work. I didn’t go to work today. Wonder what happened.
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Roadtrip to D town
Roadtrip to D town
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benjoseph:


Found my entire middle school music collection at home. Does a man need more than 3 CDs? My 8th grade self says “no”.
(They are: Smash Mouth - “Astro Lounge”, the soundtrack to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Weird Al Yankovic - “Running With Scissors” with special bonus track, Hey Ben, Don’t Get Your Hopes Up About Getting Laid In High School.)


That is amazing. I had the 2 on the left (I mean, who didn’t?)

benjoseph:

Found my entire middle school music collection at home. Does a man need more than 3 CDs? My 8th grade self says “no”.

(They are: Smash Mouth - “Astro Lounge”, the soundtrack to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Weird Al Yankovic - “Running With Scissors” with special bonus track, Hey Ben, Don’t Get Your Hopes Up About Getting Laid In High School.)

That is amazing. I had the 2 on the left (I mean, who didn’t?)
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Help me out?

Hey guys, I just started a twitter for my internship at Manhattan Theatre Club. No one here really gets the whole Internet thing so I kinda need it to be moderately strong for it to work.

I know we all did this last week, but if you are able, please help out and follow our twitter. No, this isn’t for a day off. But I’m an unpaid intern so I think that makes up for getting days off. And reblogging to get a little more exposure would be great too (especially all the ex-MTC interns out there). The feed will be mostly news about our shows and hopefully there will be discounts for tickets also.

So please follow us here and we’ll get you cheap theatre tickets. And you’ll help me look good at work.

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simko:

Paper art by Peter Callesen…

Danish artist Peter Callesen doesn’t so much create works on paper, but rather works from paper. Callesen uses paper as his medium, creating sculptural works by folding paper. But his work is more complicated than cutting and pasting pieces of paper. Each work is made by cutting a single sheet and using only the removed paper to create figures or buildings. These sheets can be as small as a4 size or as big as 7m by 5m. Callesen states, “my paper works have been based around an exploration of the relationship between two and three dimensionality. I find this materialization of a flat piece of paper into a 3d form almost a magic process.” The meticulous works definitely hold a sense of wonder that comes from their precise detail capture through such a common material. (via)

simko:

Paper art by Peter Callesen

Danish artist Peter Callesen doesn’t so much create works on paper, but rather works from paper. Callesen uses paper as his medium, creating sculptural works by folding paper. But his work is more complicated than cutting and pasting pieces of paper. Each work is made by cutting a single sheet and using only the removed paper to create figures or buildings. These sheets can be as small as a4 size or as big as 7m by 5m. Callesen states, “my paper works have been based around an exploration of the relationship between two and three dimensionality. I find this materialization of a flat piece of paper into a 3d form almost a magic process.” The meticulous works definitely hold a sense of wonder that comes from their precise detail capture through such a common material. (via)

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benjoseph:

dangurewitch:

Web Site Story, CollegeHumor’s Internet musical. This is a serious, serious doozy. Written and directed by Sam Reich, produced by CH Originals (I’m just getting the Tumblr train going). We’re all really excited about it. If you are too, you can Digg it.

Well. This is AMAZING.

 I was so lucky to get to work on this even a little bit. This turned out incredible.

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This might be the rudest person I’ve ever seen on the subway. Yes, she is actually sitting sideways and has her bag on the seat next to her to take up THREE seats! I took this picture squeezed between two people across from her.

Oh, and this was right after I got up to let an old lady sit down. This bitch just stared at me.

This lady is a cunt.

This might be the rudest person I’ve ever seen on the subway. Yes, she is actually sitting sideways and has her bag on the seat next to her to take up THREE seats! I took this picture squeezed between two people across from her.

Oh, and this was right after I got up to let an old lady sit down. This bitch just stared at me.

This lady is a cunt.

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adamiss:

spiegelman:

Obama dunks Rahm Emanuel in the dunk booth.

I first read this as Obama dunks ON Emanuel, which would be a bit more awesome.

  1. Barry’s a lefty? Am i just noticing that?
  2. What’s with the Curb Your Enthusiasm background music?
whitehouse.gov………This is why you elected us……right?
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RIP Michael.
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Banksy Re-work
Banksy Re-work
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A plea for help.

jackieheartsb:

My boss won’t let us take July 3 off unless our company Facebook page reaches 100 fans and our Twitter has 200 followers.

He just told me I am directly responsible for giving everyone this day off work since I am the youngest employee and thus “know” about social media and such.

Please, please help me get a much-deserved day off work. If you assist, I will bake you cookies, send you sweet love and/or babysit your dog/children.

I guess I’ll help out, cuz I love people not working, but that is such a dick move by your boss.
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