January 2009
Let the Limbaughs Whine | The New York Observer →
How fortunate for Barack Obama that Rush Limbaugh, big radio personality and leader of the instinctual far right, has yet to retire to a sunny island with his bottles of pills.
Althought I hope we can all admit that maybe not every single thing the president has done in his first days in the position have been completely wise, the bitter dissent from so many on the right is literally tearing this...
“I’m not afraid of dying… I just don’t want to be there when it...”
– Woody Allen
Watchamandalynferri:
joshruben:
Mad Libs Men
directed by me, written by Dan & Amir, produced by Ben, edited by Matt, and starring the very talented Matt Walton as Don Draper. Yes, that’s the Optimum Online guy.
This is easily one of my favorite CH originals to date.
digg it if you like it!
Get Rid Of Man Boobs Through Understanding | ABC →
At least it’s not exercise.
So...How many l's in "Sellout" again? →
dear people looking for reblogs by searching your...
mariadiaz:
The way to get to that without searching is this way:
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/writeyouramazingtumblrnameinthisspot
You’re welcome.
xoxo
You can just get there by clicking your blog name on the right side of your dashboard, right under the green box.
Happy Birthday Brandon,
Why only one l, by the way?
WatchPromotion for The CollegeHumor Show, with aforementioned bikini-ladies.
This shoot was a blast. Mainly because my job was getting all their info.
I finally figured out how to unfollow the...
Change is over bitches.
WatchSleeping girlfriend eybrow wax (via).
An early Valentine’s Day gift, perhaps?
early prediction:
vincentpeone:
Will Smith as Barack Obama
Vanessa Williams as Michelle Obama
You sure you don’t mean vivica fox?
And now there's a baby.
All the girls are in bikinis !
This job is sick.
“Lord… we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to...”
– Rev. Joseph Lowery’s inauguration prayer (via peterbaker)
Is it me, or do I take “when white will embrace what’s right” to be a slam against me that doesn’t exist? It may have been more appropriate in the 60s during the civil rights movement, and rightfully so, but really, in 2009? When white...
I think, when you dream about tumbling, it's time...
sade:
Last night I dreamt I got pulled over by the cops (and subsequently serenaded by one of them, but that’s another story) and then in my dream I said to myself,”Damn, I’m totally telling tumblr how fucking hot that cop was.”
And then I did. In my dream. I tumbled.
Oyyyy.
Oh and I know you’re all wondering….a mix between Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Ouch, you might need help. I...
DANCING AGAIN???
Get a room, you two.
This teenager at the Youth Inaguration Ball
just called Obama Mr. Barack.
And then he corrected himself and called him President Barack.
Kids are dumb.
“You’re my racist sweetheart.”
– Me to [redacted]
These two just dance everywhere don't they?
Wish they played a different song though.
So now that we all can tell,
How many posts have you “liked”?
My number is 183. I’ve tried not to be a like-whore, but I was also pretty sure it would become a bookmarking system. So I was still pretty generous I think. How bout you?
Obama's Mistake (or one of them, anyway)
natface:
jeffmiller:
The mistake in this quote is the notion that we all agree about what it means for a government program to “work.” If Obama’s tax policies result in less wealth stratification, for example, you might think that they have “worked,” whereas I would not. If his health care policies insure more people, this might be enough for you to determine it is a success; for me, this is...
"Make some noise for Shakira!"
inauguration:
The Columbian superstar shakin’ her hips, singing a lively cover of “Bright Side of the Road”
You are like the new Rules For My Unborn Son. Just STFU and let us figure out what we are watching.
Anyone know...
noraleah:
If there’s ever been another Prez booed so forcefully on his way out the door?
Sounds like someone doesn’t remember Grover Cleveland very well.
Fun Fact of the Day
zombienovela:
Did you know that Whitehouse.com used to be a porn site until 2004? The owner Mr. Dan Parisi decided to make a change with the site when his son started to go to kindergarden.
Now, the site covers what it should have ever since it started: about politics.
Ha, I didn’t know that they changed it. In elementary school, we used to love convincing unknowing kids to look up the...
