January 2010
December 2009
Okay tumblr.
theycallmezulu:
I need 41 more followers to get to 300.
Make it happen!:)
Don’t be bossy. Follow this girl.
Do you people know how hard it is for me to...
Show some appreciation dammit.
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OK off to my last test of 2009.
They really wanted to squeeze it in there.
sometimes i feel like people on tumblr use certain...
growingup:
lolitas:
-jewtroh:
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oh my godsdklf
THAT WAS ONE OF MY JOKES!!!!! DAMMIT!!!
A ZOMBIE STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!
I am also against making suicide jokes
but i have 2 jokes not related to the suicide but that would still be really really funny.
dammit. self control. self control.
till tmrw at least
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for the last time it is LOST not Lost. GODDAMMIT.
(via carinaavila)
Ha. I get this now.
Treat me like a magic eight ball. →
(via drinkyourjuice)
Shake you really hard while screaming rhetorical questions at you until you break and I throw your leaky body against the way where you shatter and as the liquid pours out I wipe away a single tear and speak outloud to no one, “It had to end this way.”
Like that?
Can farming save Detroit? →
samann:
themattsmith:
kateoplis:
With a net worth of more than $100 million, John Hantz is one of the richest men left in Detroit. Once a star stockbroker at American Express, he left 13 years ago to found his own firm. Today Hantz Financial Services has 20 offices in Michigan, Ohio, and Georgia, more than 500 employees, and $1.3 billion in assets under management. One day about a year and a...
Following.
It’s not just for the Internet anymore.
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Never mind.
Found some wacky mac!
I don't have any food already made
I don’t want to defrost my ground turkey, and I don’t feel like making anything for dinner.
2009 in photos →
This post is awesome.
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I am freaking out because of my inability to find...
My ear is itching. I just want to shove a stick with some cotton on it dangerously hard into it!
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I hate that I am studying for this test and...
and all I can think is “check. yep. got that one too.”
Learning is fun, kids!
Film Shorthand I am Beginning to Notice.
jgh2:
That blocky-chunky hand-drawn looking letter font to signify that a movie is quirky and Independent. See: Juno, Away We Go.
Music that is very choppy and techno-y sounding as a shorthand for “this movie is going to fuck with your mind! It’s a mind-fuck! Crazy things are happening! Pay attention!” See: Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Coming soon….Hand-Drawn...
I'd like to introduce you all to Hernando B. →
(via nechamaelle)
Is that what we’re going with. I need to pick up a few urls.
WatchThis is the first time I’ve seen this trailer and I could not be more upset. This looks like shit and I’m sure it will be.
However, at 1:04 Jackie Chan tells Jaden Smith, “Jack it, off.” So I thought that was pretty funny.
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Things that I will be over for the 0-10
antikris:
1. Men who wear makeup. I dont care if you are Gay or Straight. If you’re not a Tranny…I dont want to see you wearing more eyeliner than me.
2. Meat. I cannot for the life of me take a normal poo so I am considering going veggie w/ fish for a while and see if the traffic stops rubbernecking.
3. Being jobless for the most part. I plan to find my dream job. By dream job I mean...
reallykatie:
i know meg and i are destined to be BFF because she just emailed this to me:
Uh, so boyfriend’s dad is a total enabler and got me a snuggie for christmas. and my mom bought me wool leggings. and the fridge is full of beer. and i decided that my lap wasn’t high enough for my laptop so i put a pillow on my lap. then my arms weren’t supported so i put one under each arm. then my...
There is a very slow leak that's easy to fix... →
This chain of events is great →
caseydonahue:
Paul Scheer explains the Iron Man 2 trailer, then someone explains his video, and so on and so on.
Starts awesome, really peters out fast.
samann:
movieoftheweek:
Please, Please,...
boating in public
after witnessing something weird
Me: Did you just...motorboat her?
[redacted]: (nods head)
Me: Oh
Me: Keep that shit in the bedroom or on a lake
Me: no watersports in the common room.