February 2010
“Mike P., stay strong in jail. 2 more years, we’ll get that Burger King.”
– Adam Sandler, giving a shout-out to Mike. He must have meant the McRib.
Those kids were creepy.
no one’s gonna say it?
You’re gonna make me be the asshole?
fine.
I think that it's incredibly rude of Michael...
abbikazam:(via deadashistory)
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January 2010
I want to stay on tumblr but my right hand is so...
scaeriel:
What to do what to do.
I got my left hand on my nose keeping that warm and my right hand in my pants. I need to learn how to type with my mind…
um….wut?
NO BONER: Shitty typography with questionable... →
mcdavis:
(via nathanieljames)
svgllmnt asked: you suck at this game. go back to africa or wherever you came from
svgllmnt asked: If you had only 24 hours left to live, what would you do/where would you go?
I'm in class, and I'd like to be distracted →
So….get on that.
The First Hints Of A Dinosaur's True Colors →
brimichelle:
they had ginger stripes… GINGER GINGER GINGER! not sure why, but this made me happy when i was listening to npr today. yeah, i do that.
redhead dinosaurs?
The Cretaceous period must have been bad ass.
its a panda! on a slide! in the snow!
gifparty:
perfection
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Watching To Catch a Predator
and the 23 year old who got caught trying to have sex with a 13 year old girl just had to admit to the cops that he is a virgin.
So not only is he going to jail and this will be on TV, and everyone will see him, but all his freinds will know HE’S A VIRGIN!
How embarrassing.
Watchnerdology:
iPad Nano
The real news today was the release of the iPad Nano! It’s just like an iPad but it fits in your pocket.
THE FUTURE!
“Unless you fly to the moon in a cheese suit playing a porcelain banjo, you’re...”
– Matt Jordan
This is how I feel about tumblr.
moltingredleaves:
mymindonautopilot:
So I have been on this site for months now, and have seen many many tumblr pages. My conclusion about tumblr is:
Either…
A. People on tumblr are really artistic, young at heart, and completely oblivious to the fact that they are extremely stereotypical, and unoriginal.
or…
B. People on tumblr are really artistic, young at heart, and are completely aware...
“what is a mcdavis?”
– tye
Watchblogwell:
vincentpeone:
dangurewitch:
Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand ass, right hand digg it.
fuck. me.
why am i taking another writing class??!?!
un:
(via nedhepburn)
James Taylor “Fire and...
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Ruth Reichl's Matzo Brei →
icanmakewaffles:
I finished reading Ruth Reichl’s Tender at the Bone this weekend (I adored it) and was much intrigued by a dish she talks about in the book. Lucky for everyone, the recipe is on her website. Actually, her whole website is pretty wonderful. (Ruth Reichl)
Caetie, if you’re looking for someone to try it out on…
“This then is the summation and completion of our discourse on the fourth sort of...”
– Plato, Phaedrus, on love.
happycap:
Anyone care for something warm to drink? New York Magazine highlights eight tasty hot drinks and where to find them here. Pictured above is a Hot Apple Toddy from Fort Defiance in Red Hook. Let’s see…Hot Apple Toddy followed by a trip to IKEA and then another Hot Apple Toddy? Sign me up.
Um…Hello!
Awesome:
moltingredleaves:
I’m sick and here is the badass story;
I go downstairs to switch out my laundry; during the duration of the elevator downstairs and switching my laundry from washer to dryer I feel absolutely fine. Okay, all is good, walk out of laundry room, press the up button for elevators. Now here is the fun part;
whilst waiting for the elevator TWO people walk by, an older gentleman who...
avocadocat asked: pssssst, i was the anonymous! :)
Every time I blow my nose, the guy sitting in...
sade:
and GLARES at me like I’m whispering “your mom’s vag felt great last night” every time I sneeze. Jesus, get the fuck over it, dickbreath.
Ugh Mundayz, right???
Maybe you should just go ahead an whisper it then.
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nathanieljames:
Oh Shit | The Pharcyde
Last.fm...
zombienovela:
Toyko City Philharmonic - Super...
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: what's your favorite color?
will answer for food... →