hi.
my name is mark brystowski.
i like cookies and making short videos.
i hate bees

MY VIMEO

something to add?
email me at mbrystowski [at] gmail [dot] com

is this thing on?

Big Fuckin Deal.

Everyone go to bed now…please?

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blakeley:

snapalicious:

themattsmith:

Oh my god, you guys…. just… I… no words…

Best thing on the internet today.

Amazing.

Kah-doooz to you sir.

Serious skillz in effect here.

I didn’t even watch this with sound yet, but this is most certainly goin up.

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carlovely:

correct.

carlovely:

correct.

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slippy:

BREAKING: COMMUNISTS INVADE DETROIT, SET UP POLICE STATE WITH LOTS OF PRETTY, LUSH RED BANNERS
Or are they just props for the new Red Dawn movie that’s currently shooting there? I dunno, whatevs. More pics here. You can also follow the shoot on Twitter. The movie stars Tom Cruise’s  son.

Well, we have had a problem with local government. This can’t be that bad.

slippy:

BREAKING: COMMUNISTS INVADE DETROIT, SET UP POLICE STATE WITH LOTS OF PRETTY, LUSH RED BANNERS

Or are they just props for the new Red Dawn movie that’s currently shooting there? I dunno, whatevs. More pics here. You can also follow the shoot on Twitter. The movie stars Tom Cruise’s  son.

Well, we have had a problem with local government. This can’t be that bad.

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I can haz soogjessionz?

I know this is a weak way to return after a few days, but I could use some help, please.

While I personally enjoy many of the wonders of the computer age, such as photoshopped memes and lighting fast hardcore pornography, I am not well-versed in the subtleties of the internets.

I need to set up an online suggestion box for a student group I am a part of. Y’know, a place for students to say what a shitty job we are doing. Problem is, I have no idea how and any attempt to google the answer just shows me other people’s suggestion boxes. So if any of you whiz-kid-egg-heads could help me out, it would be really appreciated. I might even thank you. (OK, I’ll probably thank you(maybe(yes I’m aware I used a parenthesis in a parenthesis))).

Please email me @ mbrystowski(at)gmail if you can help, or at least point me in the right direction.

Go Team Internet Meta Social Network!

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my peice

realrealsoft:

about the horrors of dating a sociopath finally got picked up!!!! please leave comments and pass it on!!

RRS, you are an awful, awful person.

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caseydonahue:

This is a tilt shift video I can get behind.

bryanwashere:

Tilt-Shift: Walt Disney World.

That was fuckin magical.

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taufiq:

Out with the old, in with the… other thing? Nickelodeon has decided to scrap its long-standing “splat” logo in favor of a type-only network identity.
I think the child in me just died a little.

I hate it.

taufiq:

Out with the old, in with the… other thing? Nickelodeon has decided to scrap its long-standing “splat” logo in favor of a type-only network identity.

I think the child in me just died a little.

I hate it.

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soupsoup:

(via alexseder)
Detroit Rock City : Lions snap 19 game losing streak.

Yom Kippur made me miss blogging this, but FUCK YEAH!!!!!

soupsoup:

(via alexseder)

Detroit Rock City : Lions snap 19 game losing streak.

Yom Kippur made me miss blogging this, but FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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Wolverine is tearing up my dashboard tonight

iamnotwolverine:

markyb:

with her adamantium and kit-kat laced form commenting.

Eeep! Sorry if it’s excessive! I don’t wanna be annoying. But seriously, I love KitKats.

Not complaining, just noticing is all. Keep it up.

Speaking of KitKats, and this is way to embarrassing to bring up in daylight hours, but for the majority of my lower schooling (yes, even into high school) my mom packed our lunches and in mine she always, and I mean ALWAYS included a KitKat. I love those little guys. But only the 4-stick ones. Those 2-stick candies are such teases.

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Wolverine is tearing up my dashboard tonight

with her adamantium and kit-kat laced form commenting.

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Real people don’t live in shoes, so take your pick. Alee, about my indecision between writing a story about real people and a nursery rhyme. Think I’m going with the rhymes.
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baxterp:
Miracle over the Empire State building?
Said the shepherd boy to the little lamb…

baxterp:

Miracle over the Empire State building?

Said the shepherd boy to the little lamb…

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