Chuck Norris Thinks The Public Schools Are Too Pro-Gay
According to Chuck, these “progressive indoctrination camps” only hire teachers who will spread the dark-sided gayness to their students. Because of this, the “red, white and blue” on the American flag will soon be changed to the colors of the rainbow and all churches will be replaced with rolling skating rinks that only play Xanadu.
In which we realize that all celebrities, even the sane ones, are ticking time bombs of crazy.
